tell me this

 my exes, especially my five husbands should know that I would try to never kill them ever.  They're among my old best friends and nothing but love and light.  Out of courtesy to your partners and kids, I remained silent about y'all for over 3 decades.  I would never kill you, so if you're dead, then blame the other women.  Only whores try to kill their 'johns'.

not only would i never kill you, but i'll always try to have your back.  Moreover, i hand-selected each of you. but of course, i don't want any of you back except i shall consider the one who has MY Virginity.

It's for consideration.

but i don't suffer fools gladly.  and if your other women tried to harm me and mine, I will send them to their shallow graves.

let the record show.

~emmaruth